Funny poems-Poems that are funny. Note: Not as good as other ones
A horrible dream
I thrash and I quiver
A monster with 3 ugly eyes
Jumps from the brush
I thrash and I quiver
The monster is after me!
I jump and I run
I fall down hard
I groan in pain.
At least I got away from that thing!
I wake on the floor, aching all over.
So much for jumping SO high!
Farewell.
I’m off to the hospital!
Gillespie Barrymore
The plaque above the basket ball court
says “Gillespie Barrymore 1964” carved in bronze.
I wonder what he did
to get his name up high.
Did he cure the sick?
Did he invent the knife?
Did he break a record?
Or swallow a torch?
Did he die of boredom
just like me?
Who knows?
Not I!
I thrash and I quiver
A monster with 3 ugly eyes
Jumps from the brush
I thrash and I quiver
The monster is after me!
I jump and I run
I fall down hard
I groan in pain.
At least I got away from that thing!
I wake on the floor, aching all over.
So much for jumping SO high!
Farewell.
I’m off to the hospital!
Gillespie Barrymore
The plaque above the basket ball court
says “Gillespie Barrymore 1964” carved in bronze.
I wonder what he did
to get his name up high.
Did he cure the sick?
Did he invent the knife?
Did he break a record?
Or swallow a torch?
Did he die of boredom
just like me?
Who knows?
Not I!